Christmas call outs

[Style]

I thought I'd got them all and wouldnt get a call but can you believe a local social club phoned me at 11am Christmas day for sweets! Anyone else?

[Snackmore]

Nonot Christmas Day but I did get a call on 23rd advising that one of my multivend toilet machines was not working, an unhappy customer had not received their flashing boobies which as you can imagine is a very serious matter.

I also sell sticky willy's out of the same machine and when I attended I believe that a sticky willy had dispensed and landed on the flashing boobies and got stuck between them!

I sorted it out and the landlady gave be a bottle of red and a bottle of white wine for my excellent service throughout the year which was lovely

[Coin Operated Group]

If I didn't know better would say that was was drunken wind up post!

[dorsetvending]

Seems perfectly normal to me

[Coin Operated Group]

Which part ?

[Snackmore]

Unless I was ****** at work when I sent it...........................

Oh and considering not touched a drop for 3 years!!!

[Coin Operated Group]

hence 'if I didn't know better'

[dorsetvending]

Which part ?

The inflatable Willy betweeen the flashing boobies bit.....very Allo Allo but all in a days work up Steve's neck of the woods

[Snackmore]

I have always wanted to work in the sex industry!

[dorsetvending]

Can be a messy job.... but very rewarding.....I hear...