Funny Siting Techniques - Just for Fun

[Siting Services]

As the title suggests, let's see how many 'one line closing techniques' we have used to clinch the site!

I have lots, but here is one for starters:

Customer: Oh, I don't know, how big is it? They are quite big aren't they?

Me: It's not big at all .... not as big as a HOUSE.

Customer: Oh, that's alright then, we'll take one.

[Style]

"I spoke to xxxx last month and he said to call back."

Oh Im sorry to tell you xxxx has died. What was it again?

"A toy machine, blah, blah, blah, its what he wanted"

Oh OK if xxxx wanted it you had better bring it in.

Going to hell for that one!

[Style]

I have also delivered a tower to the wrong pub with the same name as an install I was supposed to be doing 8 miles away.

"Oh we spoke to the manager, shall I just leave it here"

I got kicked out of that one within a week! Lol

[Siting Services]

Customer: Oh no, we dare not take one, we are all on diets here.

Me: I'll make sure the selection we give you are all fat free.

Customer: Really?

Me: Definately!

Customer: Really?

Me: Definately!

Customer: How many can we have?

Me: Just the one, two may be pushing it.

Customer: when can you deliver?

Me: How about this afternoon?

Customer: screeeeeeeech!!! YES PLEASE!

[Siting Services]

Customer: na, don't want one of those?

Me: Why not?

Customer: Nobody uses them and I am not going to get much commission from you.

Me: What if I said you could retire on the commission that your earn from them in two weeks?

Customer: you are having a laugh, that's impossible.

Me: The guy up the road did ...... he's well happy.

Customer: What guy?

Me: You know, that chap who ran the pub up the road and he's no longer there.

Customer: He closed down .....

Me: yes I know, he lives in Spain now.

Customer: (laughing) go on, let's give it a go - I know you are pulling my leg!

Me: You won't regret it. Shall we say 10%?

Customer: Now you are really pulling my leg!

Me: always worth a try! 20% it is then.

[Style]

One spare toy machine in my garage so popped into a family pub with a new landlord on the off chance. Got it sited to be delivered on Monday.

Meanwhile the wife was in a chippy we don't usually use getting the kids tea. The owner was so impressed with her paying with £14 x £1 coins the conversation turned to vending and they are having a toy machine tomorrow.

Doh!!! Nice problem to have. This post BREXIT recession is great for business!