Anyway I think a few things have been established from this:
1. Pablo is the undisputed King of Bullsh*t. He never backs up what he says with any facts it's all speculation, assumptions and boll*cks.
2. Pablo has agreed to stop using condescending emojis (you said this yourself Pabs)

2. I know you'll never admit it but I'm confident you'll be less likely to dish out the patronising language when someone voices their opinion in the future. I'll certainly comment on it if you do.
4. I'm realistic I know you will never stop ranting and raving about tubz vending/Hurleys and how you were hard done by Hurleys 100 years ago and you will never, ever, ever let anyone forget it. That psychosis runs deep I know, but you'll have to get your therapist to sort that one out if they don't themselves go mad in the process. What I do hope you understand is that every time you bring it up the vending community collectively sighs "here we go again" and repeatedly bashes their heads against the table in mind numbing frustration. Every time you bring it up you embarrass yourself but as I say I accept we are all doomed to hear it periodically from now until the end of time.
Happy Munching!